The Fishy Kypiq

The Fishy Kypiq

Serving you real fish.

The Fishy Kypiq is a tavern chain focused on fish dishes and drag variety performance. Serving staff within this establishment also serve as it's entertainment being skilled in Disguise and Performance these Gurls will entertain the pants off of you and you guessed it all while you enjoy the freshest real fish in town.

Most of the tavern staff are from the Kypiq tribe but as we all know they don't eat fish but this won't stop them from feeding it to you. The layout of the tavern is a simple elevated platform that runs down the middle of the tavern with tables surrounding it to ensure that no client misses a hot steamy fish dish coming out of the c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶t̶ kitchen.

Chefs specials include dishes like "Pound this runway" a delicious pound of fishcake. "Back fat!?" Freshly baked fish in back bacon all while having a tall drink of your favorite beverage.

Entertainment is done while service is happening and works as a sing-off by 2 crowd picked staff members where they compete for a cash prize of... whatevers in the tip jar.

Gentlemann ready your mounts and may the best womann win.

If you are interested in opening a tavern please comment below

1/10/2019 10:24:59 AM #1

You’re perfect, you’re beautiful, you look like Anara Starsong, you’re a model! Everything about you is perfect! Did you wash those breeches? Oh, you’re smiling! They eat her up EVERY SINGLE TIME she’s on that damned stage! She could walk out there in a fuck* ruby ring and they’d be like, “Turgon! Your smile is beautiful!"

10/4/2019 8:59:00 PM #2

You go girl!