Did you get one of those dumb caskets you have no interest in? Maybe you've got some bones or coal and don't want that clutter in your house, or maybe you've got one of those mysterious vials of dark liquid you don't want your heir drinking or your spouse thinking you have sinister ties. What are you going to do with them?
Send them to me. I won't put kids to work like others advertise yet all of the items I receive will be used for good causes.. except the vials. Those are probably deviant
in nature.