The love letter and the war donkey
Everybody at Kern’s gate have heard this story at least one time. The day where a cousin of the ruling family, Dal Akern, drew his sorrow in the legendary tavern of the Free mann. Dal was a small and stocky To’Resk. People said he was rather made to cut down trees than serve as a scribe of the temple.
Nobody knows how he got there, but he was sitting alone at a table, drunk, and on the verge of tears. With his broken heart, he was trying to write a poem for his lost love, the fiery Nuya Ni, who had left him for the third-time, making it clear that there would be for her no turning back. The paper was filled with splashes and scribbles, but he was putting in his words all the love and passion a man like him was able to express.
Then suddenly a flying dwarf fell over the table, and the poem was on the ground, splashed by the rest of his own beer. Dal jumped to his feet and stretched his arm toward the letter, screaming his despair. The Hrothi was already up, ready to fight his new opponent. But when he saw the face of the small man, he held back his move, touched by his sadness. The rage was nonetheless already burning within Dal Akern. This stupid man had ruined the poem. There was no way to fix this. The beer had melted the words, and he would never be able to find his inspiration again! It was all their fault, all these stupid drunk people. And he would take revenge for that!
His glassy eyes promptly became as sharp of those of a lynx. He methodically checked every object available on the ground: the pen, the ink, a half-empty mug, the flask of the aphrodisiac with which he gently sprinkled the letter, and the letter itself. Not a small thin piece of vulgar parchment, but a thick block of high-quality papers glued together with many expensive chemicals in order to make a heavy, indestructible, and precious piece of armor. Or a precious love letter. It was the perfect idea! What support could have been more romantic than that?
But again. Now it was lost. Ruined. No turning back. So first step: getting rid of the immediate threat. Dal grabbed the poem and firmly rolled it up, turning it into an improvised club. One kick in the balls and two strikes in the head. The Hrothi fell, but this time at his right place, on the dirty ground.
Second step: there is only one way to win a brawl like that. Fighting side by side with the strongest, the tallest, the heaviest and the most loyal of all the possibles allies: Capriot, his war donkey! In his thoughtful family of tamers, Dal had learned a few tricks, like to never tie his mount while travelling, with something else than a magic knot. The To’Resk whistled for his beast, and the donkey immediately broke out of the stable, running to his rescue. She ruthlessly entered in the middle of the fight, knocking people out of her way.
Dal quickly gave a her a sip of the beer, in which he had poured the rest of the aphrodisiac. Armed with his club and a very responsive donkey, the scribe set up basic defences in a corner of the bar and firmly held his ground, knocking his opponents out of the building.
It is said that this day, Dal Akern honored his family by the martial prowess he demonstrated during this bar fight. But carried by his passion, he lost the ink and the paper. And was never able to win his love back.